The Website of Carlos Whitlock Porter


Part I

As a "proven fact" protected by special laws not applicable to other "proven facts", the Holoco$t must be considered as something of an endangered species

All one need do to endanger the species a bit further.......... or perhaps even drive it into extinction..... is to get the Nuremberg Trial transcript and read some of it.

If Germans gassed millions of Jews, did they also...........

  1. Steam people to death like lobsters in 10 steam chambers at Treblinka
  2. Zap them to death with mass electrical shocks
  3. Blast them into the twilight zone with atomic bombs
  4. Beat people to death, then carry out autopsies to see why they died
  5. Force people to climb trees, then cut the trees down
  6. Kill 840,000 Russian POWs at Sachsenhausen, and burn the bodies in 4 portable ovens
  7. Bash people's brains in with a pedal-driven brain-bashing machine while listening to the radio, then burn the bodies in 4 portable ovens
  8. Torture and execute people in time to music at the Yanov camp in Russia -- shoot every member of the orchestra
  9. Grind the bones of millions of people in portable bone-grinding machines
  10. Grind the bones of 200 bodies [¾ ton] at one time as described in photographs and documents which have disappeared -- study bone grinding in special 10-day crash-course seminars
  11. Whup people with special spanking machines
  12. (Note that photographs of German leaders, concentration camps, etc., are in full supply, but that photos of bone grinders, portable ovens, etc., have all disappeared)
  13. Make lampshades of human skin
  14. Cut people's heads off and then shrink them -- make pocketbooks and driving gloves for SS officers out of human skin
  15. Paint pornographic pictures on canvasses made of human skin
  16. Bind books in human skin
  17. Make saddles, riding breeches, gloves, house slippers, and ladies handbags out of human skin
  18. Drive Jews to cannibalism in all those freight cars
  19. More "scientific experiments" -- another ridiculous accusation -- another bizarre hallucination -- another example of German efficiency
  20. Torture people in specially mass-produced "torture boxes" made by Krupp
  21. Kill people for sleeping in their underwear -- kill people for wearing dirty underwear -- wear underwear stolen from gassed persons -- (didn't they have any underwear in Germany?) -- kill people for having armpit hair -- stuff chairs with human hair -- (an objection from defendant Göring) -- make socks out of human hair -- (actually, the correct translation should be hair-yarn "booties" for U-boat crews) -- (commentary) -- collect seven tons of hair for human sock making -- collect 293 hair bales (net weight seven thousand kilograms) at Auschwitz for mattress stuffing and making hair socks -- gas them to death, then destroy the bodies with quicklime at Auschwitz
  22. Use human ashes for repairing the roads -- mix human ashes with manure and sell it
  23. Burn human bodies using human fat for fuel -- burn human bodies using no fuel at all after removing them from the gas chambers without wearing gas masks -- burn 80,000 bodies in 2 old ovens
  24. Burn human bodies in holes dug in a swampy plain which is frozen in January where it rains and snows constantly and there is mud everywhere -- what did they do when it was raining?
  25. Kill people with poisoned soft drinks -- shoot 135,000 people in Smolensk and bury them Katyn-style -- shoot 200,000 people in the Lisenitz forest -- using the same methods of concealment they used at Katyn

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