“The more I study religions the more I am convinced that Man never worshipped anything but himself.” - Sir Richard Francis Burton (1821-1890)
Note on Columbus added 16 December 2018.
I have decided to renounce National Socialism and become a Bible-believing Christian. The story of this extraordinary conversion is as follows.
War is a universal constant of human history. Since people fight even when there is no need to do so, and since races and nationalities are being mixed on an unprecedented scale, and since natural resources are running out, it follows that the 21st century will be an epoch of unprecedented racial and national conflict.
Thus, if we wish to survive, instead of allowing other people to kill us, we must be guided by a philosophy which makes a virtue of mass killing.
Now, if the revisionists are correct, and there is no doubt that they are, the National Socialists did not advocate or practice mass killing (except as reprisals in guerrilla warfare) and apparently have very little experience in the matter.
Further, it is obvious that National Socialism offers no justification for mass killing, but that Christianity does.
- 3 Turks (the children of a convicted pimp and indicted drug pusher) burnt to death in a suburb of Lübeck, Germany, allegedly by Nazis.
RESULT: indignation from Christians.
- 926 adult Germans and 28 children killed by foreigners the year before, including a family of five Germans killed by a Turk in another suburb of the same city that same year.
RESULT: no reaction from Christians.
- 300,000 white Christian children burnt to death at Dresden by white Christian bomber pilots on a Christian holiday --Shrove Tuesday-Ash Wednesday, 1945, when it was coldly calculated that the maximum number of children would be on the streets in their Carnival costumes trying to forget the war.
RESULT: no need to apologise. No need for the Queen of England to lay a wreath, not even a single rose, on the monument: an inscription referring to the British role in this tragedy was chiselled away.
- 300,000 Iraqis burnt to death in a carnival of killing by white Christian bomber pilots.
RESULT: overwhelming endorsement by Christian churches as a fulfilment of Biblical prophecy.
- 200,000 British soldiers cornered at Dunkirk and allowed to escape because Hitler was an admirer of the British.
RESULT: no appreciation from Christians.
Christian tourists visit cities they have destroyed, burning hundreds of thousands of civilians to death, in Germany, Japan, Europe, and feel no guilt. Germans feel guilty for things they never attempted, or even thought of. Germans are fools.
Since National Socialism offers no justification for mass killing, and since Christians have the best philosophy of mass killing, it is not surprising that Christians are the world's best mass murderers, rivalled only by Jewish Communists.
A principal reason for the failure of National Socialism to attract adherents is its lack of hypocrisy. National Socialists state openly that conflict is a law of nature, and adopt a sporting attitude: may the better man win, may the best country win, may the better race win. Christianity suffers from no such defect.
Hitler said ‘The prerequisite for successful action is the courage and the will to be truthful.’ Christians know that truth is of no importance: what counts is doing the will of God (as interpreted by Christians).
God walks with me and talks with me and tells me I am his own. I was talking to Him just yesterday (incidentally He gave me a very nice autographed picture of Himself which is visible to those with great faith; make sure your check is good) and He tells me I have come into a considerable parcel of highly desirable real estate: the world. We are having trouble getting a clear title; there are squatters on the property (everybody else in the world); proceedings have been protracted (3,000 years); but there can be no doubt that I will come into my inheritance any day now.
In the meantime of course, legal technicalities aside, it is clear that the squatters have no moral right to occupy my property.
In the 16th century Spanish Christians exterminated the native population of Haiti through slave labour, and then discovered a tribe on a nearby island whom Columbus described as ‘loving each other as themselves’. A peculiarity of this tribe of ignorant savages was their extraordinary devotion to the memory of their departed kinsfolk. The Spanish embarked 40,000 of them on board ship promising to transport them to ‘heavenly shores’ where they would be reunited with their departed friends and relatives, and then took them to Haiti and slaved them to death, as a result of which the entire tribe became extinct.
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The 1911 Encyclopaedia Britannica
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